Category: Joke Board
So there was this single mom from the big city got a job in a really small town. She thought it would be great for her boy Johnny, what with all the bad influence in the hood.
Johnny went to his first day of kindergarten, and the teacher started the day off with animal noises. The teacher started by asking what noise a cow makes.
Johnny hadn't even seen, let alone heard a cow, so he slumped down in his chair, and the kid next to him raised his hand, and answered "Moo!"
This kept going on awhile with various farm animals. Finally, she asked, "Now what sound does a pig make?"
Suddenly Johnny got all excited was practically wiggling out of his chair, his hand waving in the air.
"Okay Johnny, you tell us," said the teacher.
Johnny squared his shoulders, put on his best "I'll-whip-your-ass" expression and hollered:
"Down on the ground!spread your legs! You have the right to remain silent!"
lol wow!!
Hahahaha!
Wow! Lmao!
Hahaha!
Good one. lol